Yo Momma Jokes

YO MOMMAS SO UGLY :

her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
she went into an hunted house and came out with an application
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
YO Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
YO daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye.
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
when she tried joining an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
she makes blind kids cry.
she makes onions cry.
I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back.
the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down.
when she looks in the mirror, her pimples popped back in.
when she gets up, the sun goes down.
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
on Halloween, people go as her.
she has to "Trick or Treat" over the phone.
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.
when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!"; and YO dad replied, "Yeah, let's go bury it."
when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies.
when I took her to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back."
they put her in the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerking off.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
the prince would rather live as a frog than kiss her.
she's got little circles all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles.
her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.
her mom had to feed her with a slingshot.
her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
her American Express card left home without her.
they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
when she passes by YO bathroom, the toilet flushes.
when she was born, they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
her parents first named her "Accident".
they knew what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
she must've been born on the freeway -- that's where most accidents happen.
when I see her, she reminds me of Taco Bell -- Run for the Border!
she took YO dog to the Canine Show and won ... YO dog came in second.
I saved her life by killing a shit-eating dog on the way over.
condom advocates wanted to use her as a poster child.
she makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
she made an onion cry.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
she looks out the window and gets arrested!
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
she turned Medusa to stone!
The NHL banned her for life
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
We have to tie a steak around YO neck so the dog will play with her!
I heard that YO dad first met her at the pound.
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
that YO father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Adult Jokes: Ugly | Fat | Stupid | Old | Poor

YO MOMMAS SO FAT :

she can't even jump to a conclusion.
when she dances the band skips.
I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
her clothes have stretch marks.
she has to hop the turnstile twice.
she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
she has two stomaches...one for meats and one for vegetables.
she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
she sets off car alarms when she runs.
when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK!"
when she lays on the beach, people run around her yelling, "Free Willy!"
she plays Tiddly Winks with manhole covers.
she plays marbles with planets.
she tripped on the Alps and burned her lips on the sun.
she has to wear a sock on each toe.
her belt size is equator.
they used the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
if she fell out of a tree she'd go straight to hell.
when she fell in love she broke it.
she has to buy two airline tickets.
every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her.
when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
when She brought her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
that she ate YO chicken pox.
she had her baby pictures taken by satellite.
the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
she sat on four quarters and made a dollar. so big that when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
she hula-hooped the Super Bowl.
she was baptised in Sea World.
she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
people jog around her for exercise.
I went to wake her up and she was stuck in a dream.
she sat on a dollar and squeezed a bugger out of George Washington's nose.
she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spell out "Boulevard".
she on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.
she sells shade in the summer.
that when she was walking down the street, this guy came up to her and said "Hey you..yeah you in the middle."
so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
so big that when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped GoodYear on her ass and put her on the runway!
she needs a building permit for her girdle.
she sat on a quarter and got change.
Q: What's the difference between YO mother and Mobey Dick?
A: Not a damn thang!
that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.
head is so big, it shows up on radar.
when she went to the beach, she's the only one who got a tan.
when she went to a restaurant, they showed her the menu and she said "OK".
she uses a VCR as a beeper.
YO bathtub has stretch marks.
she's on both sides of YO family.
when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
they use her underwear for bungee-jumping.
her nick name is Shamu.
she got a run in her jeans.
she's like the Bermuda Traingle; when kids run around her they get lost.
she irons her clothed in the driveway.
she sells shade in the summer.
she has to take off her pants to go into her pockets.
she left the house with high-heels and came back with fip-flops.
when I got on top of her my ears popped.
she stepped on a dime and picked up two nickels.
she can't reach her back pocket.
she influences the tides.
when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
when she dances the band skips.
when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
she was baptized at Marine World.
when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that rock?"
they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
she has her own area code.
she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights.
she can sit on a rock and make it a diamond.
you need a trucker's license to ride her.
they ahd to grease the bathtub to get her out.
the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution, Wide Turns" sign.
she left the house with high heels and came back with flip flops.
you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
they got her face on the Crisco can.
Butt is so big, they use her girdle as a hammock.
when she lies on the beach, no one else gets any sun.
she stepped on a scale and it said, "Sorry, we don't do livestock."
NASA orbits satellites around her.
she stepped on a scale and it said, "To be continued."
when she wears a yellow dress kids try to board her at the corner.
she goes to the amusement park, people try to ride HER.
they tax her breasts as carry-on luggage.
she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please!"
when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
she puts on tampons with a bazooka.
when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
hen she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.
when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
heavy, she turns slower than an old bottle of milk.
her neck looks like a pair of hotdogs.
Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
she wears a watch on each arm because she takes up two time zones.
her legs look like spoiled milk; white and chunky.
I got lost walking around her.
when she wears her green and white sweater she looks like a football field.
butt is so big, when you put YO ear up to it, you can hear the ocean.
she fell and made the Grand Canyon.
the AIDS quilt can't cover her.
whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
she plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."
when her beeper went off, they thought she was backing up.
she shows up on radar.
she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.
she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
she had to iron her blouse in the driveway.
her nickname is "DAMN!"
she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
out mother's , I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
her high school year book picture was an aerial picture.
When she wears high heel shoes she strikes oil.
she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
her favorite dress is a tent.
she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops.
she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
she needs a building permit for her girdle.
she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring.
she puts on her belt with a boomerang.
she puts on tampons with a bazooka.
she has to put on lipstick with a paint-roller.
she needed her ears pierced with a harpoon.
she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
she sat on a quarter and got two dimes and a nickel.
She rolled over four quarters and made it a dollar.
when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose.
the Department of Transportation makes her wear a "Caution, Wide Turn" sign.
when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please".
she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued..."
when she steps on a scale, it says "I don't do livestock".
the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
she eats Wheat THICKS.
when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.
she has her own zip code.
the phone company gave her two area codes.
she walked past the TV and I missed 3 commercials.
people jog around her for exercise.
when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.
when she wears a yellow raincoat, folks run after her yelling "TAXI!"
when she wears a red dress, kids run after her cuz they think it's the Kool Aid Man.
when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
she shows up on radar.
when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rolling ball.
she couldn't star in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.
they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping ... and they still hit the ground.
she looks at a menu and goes, "Okay!"
when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders the "Thank You, Come Again."
when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
when she goes to the beach, the kids yell, "Free Willy!"
Willy freed her.
she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac.
the difference between her and Moby Dick is about three pounds.
when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun.
when she sits at the beach, Greenpeace tries to tow her back into the ocean.
when she sits in front of the "Hollywood" sign, you can only see the "H" and the "D".
she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big!
she was Miss Arizona -- class battleship.
she doesn't wear Dazzey Dukes; she wears Boss Hoggs.
she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
her senior picture had to be an aerial view.
she has to fly cargo class.
when she puts on a pair of BVD's, it stretches to "BouleVarD".
she has to wear a sock on each toe.
she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
the AIDS quilt can't cover her.
the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
she qualifies for group insurance.
when she steps on gum, she can tell you what flavor it is.
the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs.
she needs to put a bookmark in her folds to find her belly button.
her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does.
when I swerved to avoid her on the road, I ran out of gas.
you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
even God can't lift her spirits.
God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
her nickname is "DAAAMN!".
she sells shade in the summer.
cows graze by her for the shade.
when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.
she got on an airplane and only the wings took off.
when she told the airport she needed to fly right away, they stamped "GoodYear" on her ass and put her on the runway!
the airport categorizes her ass as carry-on luggage.
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
she lost at Hide and Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
she could be the eighth continent.
she farted and put herself into orbit.
I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
I gotta ride a bus and two trains to get on her good side.
when YO family wants to watch home movies, they dress her in white and seat her in front.
when she eats at McDonald's, they have to go outside and double the number on the sign that says amount of people served.
her ass has got more meat than a freezer at Price-Costco.
her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.
I got rich by making her sit on coal.
her cereal bowl comes with its own lifeguard.
she masturbates while looking at pictures in a cookbook.
the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
small objects tend to orbit her.
she's got tan lines from the refridgerator light.
her belly button's got an echo.
I'm jealous of yo daddy. He's got TWICE the woman anyone else has!
I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
she can't even jump to a conclusion.
when she dances the band skips.
I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
her clothes have stretch marks.
she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
she plays marbles with planets.
her belt size is the equator.
she has to buy two airplane tickets.
when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
she was baptised at Sea World.
people jog around her for exercise.
she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.
that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.
head is so big, it shows up on radar.
when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
YO bath tub has stretch marks.
when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
she got a run in her jeans.
she irons her clothes on the driveway.
she sells shade in the summer.
she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.
when I got on top of her my ears popped.
she influences the tides.
she uses a mattress as a tampon.
she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
she irons her clothes on the drive way!
when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
she was baptised at Marine World.
she has her own area code.
they got her face on the Crisco can.
her nickname is "DAMN"
that she needs a sock for each toe
she eats Wheat Thicks.
she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock."
were in her right now.
every time someone say "Cool Aid" she bust through the wall.
her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Adult Jokes: Ugly | Fat | Stupid | Old | Poor

YO MOMMAS SO STUPID :

she sold her car for gas money.
she can't pass a blood test.
that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
that when she swam across the East River, she got tired half way and swam back!
She thought Beirut was a famous home run hitter.
she put Visine on black-eyed peas.
she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
she stole free cheese.
she failed Romper Room.
she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."
on the job application where it said "sex", she put "Twice a week."
she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless.
they had to burn down the school to get her out of the fifth grade.
she went to the movies and the sign said "Under 17 not admitted"...so she came back with 18 friends.
that when I asked her to buy me a colour TV she asked "What colour?"
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, so she did.
she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
she asked me "What comes after X?" I said "
she locked herself in a motorcycle.
she tried to send mail with food stamps.
she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
that she hops the turn style when she gets OFF the train.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she thinks a quarter back is a refund.
she went to the library to get book of matches.
that when I told her to take the number 4 train, she took the number 2 train twice!
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
she wouldn't get on a Greyhound bus 'cause she's allergic to dogs.
she got locked in a supermarket overnight and died of starvation.
I asked her to go to the store for two heroes and she came back with Batman and Robin.
she went cordless bungee-jumping.
she got diarrhoea and thought she was melting.
she put a ruler by the bed to see how long she slept.
on her birthday she lit a match to see if she blew out all the candles.
she thought racism was an Olympic event.
she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
she thought a hot meal was stolen food.
she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
she took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jiff.
when the sign aid "Don't Walk", she froze and got hit by a bus.
she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
she dialled information for the number for 911.
she thought St. Ides was a church.
she threw a brick at the ground and missed.
on the job application where it said "sign here," she wrote "Aquarius."
she sold her car for gasoline money.
she tried to drown a fish.
she tried to put Resce's Pieces back together.
she bought a solar powered flashlight.
she went to drug rehab because she thought she was hooked on phonics.
she put ice cubes in the freezer to keep the refrigerator cold.
she tried to play Hide and Seek with herself.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
YO mother so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
I caught her looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
it took her half an hour to make minute rice.
she thought a hot meal was stolen food.
she looks for the Sunday paper on Tuesdays.
she put YO puppy in the oven to make a hot dog.
she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses/water-proof teabag/condom with sweatholes/wheelchair with pedals.
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's.
if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get back change.
she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.
she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate".
I told her it was chilly outside, so she went and got a bowl.
I told her the drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.
she thought Beirut was a famous home run hitter.
she calls pagers collect.
tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she went to drug rehab because she thought she was Hooked on Phonics.
they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 2nd grade.
that on her job application, under Education, she put, "Hooked on Phonics".
she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said "Guess", and she said "uh, Levi's?".
she stands up on an empty bus.
when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."
she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
she sold her car for gas money.
she checked the Lost and Found when she missed her period.
she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, so she took a piss.
she got fired from a blow-job.
she went to a 24-hr store and asked what time they closed.
she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor.
I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
She thought Cheerios were donut seeds.
she thought Meow Mix was a dance album for cats.
I asked her to go to Subway's for two heroes and she came back with Batman and Robin.
I taught her how to do the "Running Man", and I haven't seen her since.
she only has one toe on each foot, but she bought a pair of flip flops.
someone told her to take out the trash, so she moved out of the house.
she writes "Thank You" notes for her bills.
she put out the cigarette butt that was heating YO house!
she married YO daddy.
she cooks with Old Spice.
I know she's been using my computer when I see the White-Out on my screen

Adult Jokes: Ugly | Fat | Stupid | Old | Poor

YO MOMMAS SO OLD :

she remembers the Grand Canyon when it was a ditch.
you gotta call the fire department when you light her birthday candles.
she's the only one who can get a senior citizens' discount at the old folks home.
her zip code is 00001.
her birth certificate was in Roman numerals.
her social security number is zero-zero-one.
I told her to act her own age and the bitch died.
she's older than anything in the local antique store.
the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
when she ran track in high school, they timed her with a sundial.
she got hired to baby-sit Cain and Abel.
she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
she's got Jesus' pager number.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishin'.
when she reads the bible she reminisces.
she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments.
she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
her birth certificate says, "Expired!" on it.
when you ask for her ID, she hands you a rock.
she farts out dust.
she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
the milk in her tits is stale.
her tits are a 34-long.
I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off.
when she gave birth, YOU came out with dentures.
she knew the Garden of Eden when it was a plant.
I found cave drawings of her.
she used a brontosaurus to get her drivers' license.
Jurassic Park brought back memories.
when she was in school there was no history class.
dinosaurs made cave drawings of her.
her birth certificate says says "Expired" on it.
she ran track with the dinosaurs.
when she gave birth you came out with dentures.
her tits give powdered milk.
her tits are a 34-long.
she dreams reruns.
that when she gave birth, you came out with dentures.
YO mom is so old that when someone asks her for ID she gives them a rock.
they have to call the fire department when you light the candles on her cake.
her social security number is 1.
she remembers the Grand Canyon when it was a hidden valley.
She used to play jacks with Harriett Tub man.
she went to an antique store and they tagged her.
YO mother's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
her birthday expired.
that her Social Security card is in Roman numerals.

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YO MOMMAS SO POOR :

she can't pay attention.
when I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!"
burglars break into house so they can leave money.
she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat.
she waves around a popscicle stick and calls it air-conditioning.
she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding.
I asked her what was for dinner and she popped ME in the oven.
YO TV's got two channels: on and off.
she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk.
when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
they put her face on a foodstamp.
she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree.
she hangs the toilet paper to dry.
I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine.
I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut.
you can't kill the roaches in YO house, cause they pay half the ren
Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
YO mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.

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