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Q: What do you say to a dirty blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Great Tits!!!"
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde and a blow-up Doll?
A: Around cans of hair spray
Q: Why is a dirty blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way
Q: Why is a dirty blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country
Q: What does a dirty blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team
Q: How can you tell if a dirty blonde has been playing with your Computer?
A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of dirty blondes?
A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends
Q: Did you hear about the dirty blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe
Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a dirty blonde?
A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking
Q: Why is a dirty blonde like a shotgun?
A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow
Q: How would a blond interpret ?
A: A interrupted by a period
Q: What does a dirty blonde look like after sex?
A: No idea mate I'm already long gone
Q: What's a dirty blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme?
A: HumpMe DumpMe
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a dirty blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo"
Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period
Q: What do dirty blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!"
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Duke only 'had' Ten Thousand men
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?
A: B-L-O-N-D-E
Q: Why was the dirty blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the marriage eisle?
A: Cos she knew she'd given her last Blow job
Q: Why was the dirty blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex
Q: What do a Boeing and a dirty blonde have in common?
A: Both contain a cockpit
Q: What would you call a dirty blonde with brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Q: Why is a dirty blonde like a door knob?
A: Cuz everyone gets a turn
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist
Q: Why did they call the dirty blonde "twinkie"?
A: She loved to get filled with Cream
Q: In a dirty blonde's mind what is long and hard?
A: Grade
Q: Why does a dirty blonde have an IQ point higher than a Coppers Horse?
A: So she won't shit on the street during a rally
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts
Q: Why do dirty blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Well, didn't you know that's where vegetables are washed?
Q: Why is it good to have a dirty blonde passenger?
A: Allows you free parking in the handicap zone
Q: What's a dirty blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door
Q: Did you hear the one about the dirty blonde lesbian?
A: Well, she kept having affairs with men
Q: What is the difference between a dirty blonde and most men?
A: The dirty blonde has the higher sperm count
Q: What's the definition of the Perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb dirty blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub
Q: What does a dirty blonde do if she is not in bed by ?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home
Q: When visiting Scotland, what is a dirty blonde's favorite destination?
A: Silicon Glen
Q: What do you call nuns and a dirty blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver
Q: Why don't dirty blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar
Q: What would a dirty blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter
Q: Where do dirty blondes go to meet their family?
A: The vegetable Garden
Q: Why do dirty blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating dirty blonde men
Q: Why is a dirty blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked
Q: Why did the dirty blonde cross the road?
A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
Q: Why does a blond have TGIF on the front of her shirt?
A: Tits Go In Front
Q: How can you tell who is a dirty blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead
Q: Why did the deaf dirty blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read
Q: What's the dirty blonde's idea of dental floss?
A: Pubic hair
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and dirty blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
Q: Why don't dirty blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told em never to speak to strangers
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a dirty blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!
Q: What do a cc Scooter and a dirty blonde have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde on her back and a turtle on it's back?
A: Absolutely Nothing - both are totally screwed!
Q: What is the irritating part around a dirty blonde's cunt?
A: The other guys waiting their turn
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb dirty blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub
Q: How do you get a dirty blonde off of her knees?
A: Come
Q: What do you call a brunette and sexy dirty blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got condoms
Q: What do a dirty blonde and an instant win lottery ticket have in common?
A: Simply scratch the box to win
Q: Did you hear about the dirty blonde with a PHd in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too
Q: What's the difference between a dirty blonde and a limo?
A: Well, not everybody's went to town in a limo!
Q: Have you heard about the dirty blonde virgin?
A: She hangs out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus